From:The Q Continuum
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:20101006.2030
Subject:Klingon Chancellor Vanishes!

QO'NOS, Klingon Empire.

Early reports are coming from GNN sources in the Klingon capital city of Veng Wa'dich that Chancellor loS' private Bird-of-Prey has not arrived on schedule from its return trip from Cardassia Prime. The cause of the delay is not yet known but following his controversial announcement Klingon authorities expect foul play.

GNN will provide updates as they are available.