From:Tony
To:*Galactic-Enquirer and Tony
Stardate:20100321.2254
Subject:Risa Goes Crazy

GNN - RISA. Reports are coming in around the entire planet of Risa that people are suddenly developing a variety of mental problems far above the statistical average. Several fights have broken out on the beaches, while in some of the hotels and tourist areas, people who otherwise have had no significant prior medical histories are hallucinating, exhibiting symptoms of extreme paranoia, or in some cases, developed full blown psychosis in a matter of hours.

Local hospitals have over five hundred cases of mental issues requiring intensive treatment over the past day, an increase of over 250 times the normal average cases on a planetary scale with increasing numbers hourly.

Officials have not commented on the potential cause of the sudden mental illness.