From:Webber
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:20090401.1306
Subject:Attack on HKB Ferenginar Offices

QALON, FERENGINAR -- An unmanned attack against an HKB facility is being reported this afternoon. The attack occured shortly after opening business hours as an unmanned aerial vessle fired a missle-like weapon against the House Knialmnae Banking facility located in the outskirts of one of Ferenginar's major financial districts.

Local authorities are not reporting any injuries in the blast, since HKB does not actually station employees at its Ferenginar branches. Cleanup and governmental fines for emergency response services is estimated to run into the millions.

Shares of HKB slipped in afternoon trading, following reports of massive account withdrawls in the wake of the attack.