From:The Q Continuum
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:20071023.1719
Subject:Hellesport Attacks IPS

In a strange show of random hostility today, Hellesport, independent station located in the Klingon-Romulan Neutral Zone, fired upon the Interplanetary Starlines starliner _IPS Sarcasm_, apparently without provocation. It is reported that the station fired beam weapons no fewer than forty-four times upon the luxury transport, before seizing it with a tractor beam and hauling it aboard.

Interplanetary Starlines has yet to make an official statement, but it has indicated that it intends to seek compensation for damages. It is also reported that a class action suit against the station may be filed in interstellar courts on behalf of the passengers injured or killed during the attack.

More on this, when it becomes available.