From:bortaS
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:20050430.0719
Subject:Tyrellia Declares Independence

In galactic news, the governor of Tyrellia, issued a statement today, declaring the planet's independence from both the Klingon Empire and the United Federation of Planets.

"No longer will our home be played as a pawn in the game of galactic politics," stated the governor. "From this day forward, Tyrellia is free from the tyranny of the Empire and the apathy of the Federation. Tyrellia is free."

Reports of armed militia groups attacking the remaining Klingon forces on the planet are widespread. It's estimated that, without outside intervention, it's only a matter of time before the new ad hoc government lives up to its declaration of independence.