From:Malachi
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:20031102.0321
Subject:Breaking News

"And we warn that some viewers may find the following report distressing." Master Gre'ta, on the stage of the Hellesport ballroom, tosses a box into the crowd. He leaves through the curtains at a stroll. The lights come up over the audience, some of whom scream and dive for cover, fearing a bomb. The camera shifts and refocuses. It finds a small Klingon girl, who's now holding the box. Station Commander Amitri urges her to open it. She does so, and the explosion rips her body to pieces.