From:bortaS
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:20020214.1504
Subject:Klingon Fleet Buildup Along DMZ!

This is GNN Breaking News.

Reports are coming in that the massive Klingon fleet buildup has relocated itself to the Federation side of the Cardassian Demilitarized Zone. Is this a move sanctioned by the Federation? Strangely enough, no Starfleet vessels are seen mingling amongst the Klingon warships; perhaps the Klingons are eager to fight a war that the Federation is only willing to declare.

GNN will deliver continued updates as they occur. If you didn't hear it from us, it didn't really happen.