From:Hibiki
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:20020207.0539
Subject:Federation Council Holds Emergency Meeting

Federation Council held an emergency meeting in Paris on Earth today, convening with the intent of deciding whether or not to formally declare war on Cardassia.

After President Sanuk gave a short speech outlining the logic behind why the Federation should go to war, the council debated and, just a few minutes ago, reached the decision to go to war against Cardassia.

I repeat, the United Federation of Planets has officially declared war against the Cardassian Union. This is GNN. If you didn't see it here, it didn't happen.