From:Pthraq'vtah
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:19980211.0834
Subject:Ferengi Declare Peace!

In an unexpected move, the Grand Nagus of the Ferengi Alliance has declared peace with the Klingon Empire.  After a brief but bloody war in which both sides lost dozens of ships, they seemed to have stalemated.  Citing Rule of Aquisition #76, the Grand Nagus officially declared peace just hours ago, and early word from Klingon diplomats is that they have accepted.  The Ferengi have also apparently dropped their demands of hundreds of thousands of bars of Latinum in reparations for Ferengi ships destroyed at Klingon hands, and Alliance spokesmen had no comment on this.