From:McDonald
To:*Galactic-Enquirer
Stardate:19980130.0330
Subject:Spacedock fires on Earth, hundreds in Kiev killed

Part of Kiev, Earth was incinerated today as Spacedock fired its main weapons array at Earth.  Several hundred people are reported dead with several hundred more injured.  Communications with Kiev are spotty at best, but sources are reporting that the atmosphere above a residential area in Kiev was heated to a plasma by the phaser fire.  It is currently unknown who fired the fatal shots, and Starfleet was unavailable for comment at airtime.